amburrbryte:

scootyshabooty:

NIXONLDKSJGISODHPE0IWOJIDBSFDJGHFDS

OH MY GOD

recitaldepeter:

“Oh, I’m sorry kid!”

myparentswereawesome:

Mark

Submitted by Clare

dubiousmerchant:

Pete! Ya got some customers!

THERE HE IS.

 Oh, Shit.  Now I’m going to have me some nightmares tonight.

dontcookbilly:

lisasimpsonbookclub:

“Did you invite one of your friends?”

“Friends? Ha! These are my only friends: Grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal. And even he’s kissed more boys than I ever will.”

“Girls, Lisa. Boys kiss girls.”

this was a great joke

For years, I always wanted to read Tome, and was disappointed that it did not exist.

sardoodledom:

:0

shanexcore:

albumtacos:via laserguided

notthatkindagay:

three50eight:

evangotlib:

ilovecharts:

Because the Tumblr Queue system was wacky all week, some submissions were unfortunately lost. We apologize, and hope this makes it up to everybody.

Chart made by kmfnj

i’m still not over double rainbow.  sad but true

what does it mean?

It means that it’s awesome, BUT YOU DON’T HAVE TO TAKE MY WORD FOR IT!!!

robblerobble:

thegreatsaiyaman:

(via fuckyeahpokememe)

attackshipsonfire:

pertoleum:

peyton-xo:

fuckyeahladygaga:

Gaga, Morrissey, Justin

Morrissey seems like he really doesn’t want to be a part of this

Morrissey has way better shit to do.

 Maybe he really IS asexual.