Tom Keiser: Lust For Glory

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June 2011

Remember like 5 days ago when I asked you a question and you asked it back? Yeah, I've been busy and forgetful. My greatest non-favorite team sports memories are: -The Giants beating the Patriots in the Super Bowl (mostly because of the annoying Patriots fan girl that got her entire life crushed by David Tyree) -2005 USC v Notre Dame, just because how back and forth a game it was. -2006 Rose Bowl. Seeing Vince Young go absolutely bananas was quite special. -Boise State vs Oklahoma-Such a fun game at the end I'm sure there are so many more, but that's what I've got off the top of my head.

I still kick myself for missing the end of USC/Notre Dame, but USC/Stanford a few years later (and the fact they would have a defensive end with my same exact name later on) made me a Cardinal fan.  I forgot to add the 2003 Fiesta Bowl, which looking back, maybe I should’ve rooted for Miami after all.

I don’t know what your actual favorite teams are, illex, or your favorite moments involving them are, but feel free to talk about them, and I’ll talk about mine.

(And that goes for the rest of you, too.)

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#I actually got that reference.

May 2011

May 31, 201118,999 notes
A movie billed as a "Teenage 'Love Actually'" is in the works, which I'll ignore until they cast Teenage Alan Rickman. → avclub.com
May 31, 20116 notes
#TEEN SNAPE
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Are you really a troll?

Probably not.  Though I do live within a block of an underpass.

May 31, 20114 notes
TMI Tuesday. When I get back, I'll ask you something back. → k-troll.tumblr.com
May 31, 2011
#But not a long and/or complicated question.
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Changed my site (slightly) again. Any thoughts?
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#No shit Sherlock
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#That'd explain the brief Suntory ad placement
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Terrence Malick's "Tree of Life" looks so spectacular, I almost forget it was based on a Dire Straits song.
May 30, 20113 notes
#TURNING THE NIGHT TIME INTO THE DAY

inothernews:

At some point in the movie Cars 2, they should have all the automobile characters sing, and we can call the scene “Autotune.”

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Are you into politics? If so, who do you think is going to run against Obama in the upcoming election? Do you think the Republicans have a "star" that could possibly defeat Obama, if so who, and why do you think this power team can do it? I want Palin/Bachman to run...so I can laugh laugh and laugh....and if they happen to win by some unfortunate event, I'm moving to Canada.

My family all supported H. Ross Perot in 1992 and 1996, and ever since I’ve been interested somewhat in politics.  Obama was the first person since Perot that I was actually supporting, and not voting so the other guy wouldn’t win.

I’m sure that in spite of the rhetoric, Obama will be re-elected, most likely in a landslide.  A lot of this will be because Osama bin Laden has been killed, but largely it is because the GOP has no one at this time.  Not even my own Governor, Chris “Johnny Roastbeef” Christie, wants to run in 2012.

Even so, I think it’s also because they’re all gunning for 2016.  The only race that is more open than next year’s Republican primary is 2016, unless Hillary decides to run at 68.  Obama and Hillary were gunning for 2008 when Dean and Kerry were sacrificed in 2004, and so Republicans will be hoping and praying the same happens.

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Ask me something or AIM Captaintootall, por favor. → k-troll.tumblr.com
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#And that's how Lucas Neff saw me thrusting my hips.
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#THE BOUNCING BALL OF JUSTICE
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May 27, 20119,031 notes
was it your first time watching that terrible, terrible movie? I always forget how bad it is until I re-watch it

I remember when Battlefield Earth came out, and I was legitimately worried about it being a Scientology recruitment vehicle.  A year or so ago, I caught it on Starz, and realized I had nothing to fear.  The producers intentionally overestimated the cost of the film to get a better tax writeoff, and you could tell that it certainly did NOT cost $75 million, or even the actual $45 million.

The fact that most of the cast takes it way too seriously makes it even better.  It is the closest thing we’ve had in decades to pure camp.

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#GPOTTSOY
Watched "Battlefield Earth" last night; Terl's style should be copied by Sarah Palin.
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#BATTLEFIELD DERP
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Jeff Conaway, from TV's "Taxi" and best known as Kenickie from "Grease" passes away at 60. → chicagotribune.com
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RIP Scottish actress Janet Brown, the Margaret Thatcher to Tina Fey's Sarah Palin. → en.wikipedia.org
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Well, sorry I can't help you there.

It’s all good.  I WILL SWOON AGAIN.

May 27, 2011
Slightly Sad Thought: I have not swooned for the longest time.
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#Le Sigh.
“1) thought
2) first draft
3) rewrite
4) delete”
—

5) don’t write

6) ever

(via theoreticalgirl)

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Name: Paul (Panda, Paulerbear, Asshole) Gender: Male Height: 5'8" Age: 19 Eye Color: Dark Brown Hair Color: Very Dark Brown Virgin?: Nope. Smoking?: Yes and yeeees. Drinking?: Gin and lime makes the panties drop. Sexual Orientation: Gay Job: Academic Advisor, Research Assistant, Student Education Level: Graduating from college next year. Favourite Sport: no. Favourite Colour: Green Siblings: One blood sibling, three stepsiblings. Tattoos?: I have plans. Piercings?: Ear. Had an eyebrow, but it rejected. Religion?: Atheist. Why I should pick you: I didn't know what this was when I started filling this out. Why you’re applying: Idunno. Perfect Date: Coffee.

Nice to meet you (again), Paul.  Disregard the boyfriend application part of this, because I know you have a great guy by your side.

May 26, 2011
What's new with you?

Everything and nothing.  I was supposed to be in Baltimore now, but a “friend” and I had a falling out and I got my money back.  I’ll probably go on a day trip somewhere other than Philly soon; I’m not sure where.  I’m writing a lot, but now I have to take care of my nephew and mow the lawn this afternoon.

May 26, 2011
I love filling these out! Name: Digi Gender: Male Height: 5'2 Age: 19 Eye Color: Dark Brown Hair Color: Dark Brown Virgin?: No Smoking?: I am firm believe that marijuana should be legal and smoked. Drinking?: Yes, I love me cranberry and vodka Sexual Orientation: Gay Job: Student Education Level: Will be a junior this fall Favourite Sport: Baseball; go White Sox Favourite Colour: Green Siblings: Yes, two--I love them both Tattoos?: Not yet, but I plan to get Siken and Poe quotes soon Piercings?: My ear Religion?: Pantheist Why I should pick you: I think this question is situational, and all up to you Why you’re applying: Because I love filling things like this out, plus you get to know me more this way. Perfect Date: I'm a cheap date; lets go to a diner and talk.

Nice to meet you.  Thanks for following back!

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