I'm straight. APRIL FOOLS!!!!!
April 2011
The PG-13 version of "The King's Speech" looks even worse than the G-rated version of "Midnight Cowboy".
Which was merely about a cowboy who stayed up past his bedtime.
March 2011
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What is your favorite condiment?
Barbecue Sauce.
thanks for the follow man
You’re welcome. Thanks for your follow!
If Mad Men isn't coming back until next year, they should at least have a spinoff based on the homosexual adventures of Sal Romano.
GAY MEN
thatbeatlefreak left a suicide note on her tumblr. I know tumblr has stepped in before - please go to her ask and leave her messages telling her not to do it, we need to do whatever we can. http://thatbeatlefreak.tumblr.com/
This seems legit. I don’t know what else to do except pass the word and hope for the best.
Got another article in the works.
Not for The Awl, though I may have a pitch for them in the near-future. This one should be done within the next day or two, and I’ll link to it then.
How much do you think I enjoyed disregarding your suggestions and going to McDonald's instead, where I used a coupon (it is my belief that fast food should only be eaten when you have a coupon or are eating off the value menu because otherwise, most of the time, it isn't even worth whatever you're paying full price) for two delicious Filet-O-Fishes for the price of one?
I’m a little tired right now, but my suggestions were just that. I’m not big on Filet-O-Fishes, but I occassionally get the McChicken/Double Cheeseburger duo. As for the coupons I hardly use them, even though I often put them in my pocket.
Forty percent of the questions in Jeopardy's "DWARVES" category involved Peter Dinklage.
Which fast food establishment should I eat at tonight? Don't answer "fast food sucks" or any variation thereof. Also, I'm in Canada so stick to the more popular choices.
I’d suggest Chick-Fil-A, but I’m not THAT self-loathing a gay. If they have Five Guys in Canada then pick that, or perhaps Taco Bell.
Favorite breakfast?
I rarely eat breakfast (because I am a horrible person), but I like Wawa’s breakfast sandwiches, especially the egg white and turkey sausage on a bagel, served with a 16 oz. bottle of Diet Lemonade Tea.
So, if you had to cast yourself as a character in a classic sitcom, who would it be? What lesson would we learn this week?
Either Bobby Hill or Kramer. There would be no lesson I’d learn this or any other week.
The use of "And Now For Something Completely Different..." by soft rock stations introducing the same eight Phil Collins and Matchbox Twenty songs over and over again has undermined the term irrevocably.
I thought the only way to make your penis larger was to jerk off constantly. That's what I told my probation officer anyway.
Until I got my first kiss, I would’ve agreed with you and your impressionable probation officer.
You make a valid point.
My point (for those keeping score at home): Frank and Nancy Sinatra should never have children together.
Don’t ask.
Hi, fellow Awler (well, that's how I recognize you) who followed me first for once! Anyway, someone I follow on Twitter, forgot who, retweeted your Rip Taylor joke the other day, I laughed, and then a friend of mine made a similar joke. Obviously, I was the dick who pointed it out to him that you made the joke first.
And now we're here.
Not really a question, just letting you know!
Thank you for following and enjoying my tweets. I saw that you liked the “Peyton Place” post I wrote for the Awl Commentators blog, and upon looking at your site, knew it was quality. As for the R.I.P. Taylor joke (and all my best jokes), I was just quickest on the draw.
Once again, thank you for following!
What color is your favorite pair of undies?
I’m still waiting for American Apparel’s inevitable Going Out Of Business Extravaganza, so I can finally get me a pair of Y-front briefs. Meanwhile, I switch back and forth between underwear types; I’m really comfortable in boxer briefs, but I also like tightie whities once in a while. During winter, however, I’m on pajama bottom lockdown mode.
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I’m too needy curious for just one seventh of the week.
