February 2011
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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January 2011
I apologize to Kevin Smith if he cares. Robot...
Apples and oranges.
Jan 31st
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No but seriously. Robot Chicken is the Kevin...
Jan 31st
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I hate you Robot Chicken.
(Watches them turn Daria into a horrible caricature of a FTM transgendered individual) I really, REALLY hate you, Robot Chicken. 
Jan 31st
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If the NFC DOESN'T outscore the AFC by eighty,...
Jan 31st
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I hear "Yakety Sax" on the Aloha Stadium PA, thus...
Jan 31st
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I like to think of the Pro Bowl as a warm-up to...
Jan 31st
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I don't like this new National Anthem the Goo-Goo...
Jan 31st
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Candy labeled "NUCLEAR SLUDGE" found to have high... →
Jan 30th
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Oh, Ray Milland. I wish they left the gay subplot...
Jan 30th
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Dallas area will need 10,000 extra strippers for... →
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Why the hell am I watching "Cobra"?
Other than the fact that Stallone is a GENIUS.
Jan 30th
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Back from my pseudobanishment to the early Reagan... →
Jan 30th
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Channel 10's ancillary station is showing news...
Philadelphia exploits loses a princess.
Jan 30th
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For gators on steroids, their testicles are still...
Jan 30th
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At the end of this, will Debbie Gibson and Tiffany...
COPYRIGHTED.
Jan 30th
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MEGA PYTHON VERSUS GATOROID IS ON SYFY RIGHT NOW.
DEBBIE GIBSON.  TIFFANY.  WHO WILL WIN?!!!!!
Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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Watching the NHL All-Star Draft. Now, is Briere...
Jan 29th
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“I sometimes wonder why, with a thousand islands to choose from, the official...”
– Irvin S. Cobb, One Third Off, 1920.
Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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Realized the Public Access spectacle ended...
Like “Time Is Tight” good.
Jan 28th
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Two words: Break. Dancers.
Jan 28th
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Some of these guitar players are actually,...
If only I could tell what songs they are actually covering.
Jan 28th
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"What do you get when you cross an elephant and an...
THIS IS WHAT JOKES WERE THIRTY YEARS AGO.
Jan 28th
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And now some pimply-faced teens are playing...
Jan 28th
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I just might have to make "Liveblogging Public...
What lousy high school would hold a talent show in a gym?!
Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Love the sin, hate Joel Osteen. →
For once I actually side with Piers Morgan. UGH.
Jan 27th
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Jury duty and winter weather: Two great tastes...
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Happy Australia Day to my good friends in the...
See what I did there?
Jan 26th
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But seriously, I could've killed a bear with my...
Jan 26th
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Even BEAST MODE has its limits. Such as Disney...
Jan 26th
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My one comment about the State of the Union before...
Remember Used Cars?  Now THAT was a great movie.
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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I wonder if Oprah's half-sister gets a car.
She did say “everybody”.
Jan 24th
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MSNBC fired Olbermann because they knew he was...
Jan 24th
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Your 2008 NFC Champion Pittsburgh Steelers.
Way to go Jets, pulling a Donovan McNabb-style near comeback there.
Jan 24th
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Sorry, Jack LaLanne. Still not going to work out.
RIP, though.
Jan 24th
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Fun Fact: I spent the 1992 NFC and AFC...
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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