October 2009
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I half wish the Marlins-Braves game went into a...
…just so the Phillies could win it on the field.
September 2009
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Note to self:
Don’t be so mayo.
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OH MY GOD: BABY FIGHT ON ESPN!!!
They even got Teddy Atlas to do the blow by foam-fingered blow.
Gotta love Yankee games.
lmao Colbert lhao
(via hono-lulu)
This is one of those episodes I’m gonna have to watch at 2am, and then at 2:30pm, and over and over again online.
“I hope I got the pronouncination right.”
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And the Phillies' magic number is now...
…The Dave Clark One.
In 1993, the then-Pittsburgh Pirate outfielder was the last out in the Philadelphia Phillies’ National League East clinching game. (Note to Phils: Call Donn Pall back up to shore your relief.)
In 2009, the interim manager of the Houston Astros faces the Philadelphia Phillies, who are within a win or an Atlanta loss of clinching their third straight NL East...
Just FIVE DAYS after I get this issue, it's now... →
Thanks a lot, Mad Men Footnotes!!!!!
It's not Arena Football if it's got no Soul. →
Does that mean we have to give back the trophy?
How Charlie Manuel lost 48 pounds and nearly the... →
(Via)
So the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim clinched the...
doublesteal:
k-troll:
…by getting his uniform wet in a beer shower. Nice.
Alright, first of all, we’re not in the AL East. Ahahaha.
And second of all, I do not understand people who keep trying to call the Angels out on this. They don’t know what this team (Nick’s family, Nick’s friends) has been through. This group of guys carried Nick in their hearts the whole. entire. season. If you...
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So the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim clinched the...
…by getting his uniform wet in a beer shower. Nice.
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Pepsi To Cease Advertising →
irofic:
Claiming that “taste is subjective,” Nooyi further stated that those who hadn’t already heard of Pepsi were unlikely to begin drinking it now, and that the company was perfectly content to rely on word of mouth to sell its product.
“You can’t taste an ad, anyway,” Nooyi said. “People are going to make up their own minds regardless of whether we spend millions trying to inform them that...
Maybe I'm late because I'm spending time with my...
(via rosasparks)
This Connie Hilton’s had issues about one’s religous beliefs before.
SYMBOLISM!!!
I half hope that the eclipse in tonight’s Mad Men is like The Night of The Comet, and there’s a shitload of suburbanite zombies wreaking havoc on Cheever Country. That guy who talked about running (there’s got to be a Cheever story about that) should run… FOR HIS LIFE!!!
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And the Phillies' magic number is now (finally)...
…rising up, back on the street…
"Fate has ordained that the men who went to the... →
-In Event of Moon Disaster, written by the late William Safire as a contingency had Apollo 11 turned tragic.
A friend of mine told me a great joke someone with...
…but I forgot what it was.
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And the Phillies' magic number is STILL...
…deathly afraid that Mylanta is within five games of the WFC. The magic number has been four since I accidentally set the magic number at four. If Lenny Dykstra is going down, we’re all going down with it, ESPECIALLY YOU, stock footage of #4 Eric Bruntlett!!!
AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
(Sound of appliances breaking, police sirens, continued...
Congratulations Ryan Howard for making my last...
Congrats for tying Tony Oliva’s career totals, but your team is still fucking up ROYALLY.
Fun With Meaningless Baseball Statistics →
Okay, kids. Here’s a little fun with Wikipedia’s List of the Top 500 Home Run Hitters Of All Time (as of prior to Sept. 26, 2009’s game vs. Milwaukee [As of Wikipedia’s quasi-dubious accuracy]):
Five current and former teammates of Ryan Howard with more career home runs (219):
Geoff Jenkins (221)
Bobby Abreu (254)
Matt Stairs (!) (259)
Pat Burrell (265)
And his...
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This is getting a bit old.
The Phillies Magic Number Countdown is still at four Dykstroberfest is now at Day Four. May God have mercy on us all, and while I will probably have to cheat and use David Akers or God forbid Allen Iverson or something to get out this rut. If not, there’s aways pawning my 1986 World Series ring.
Okay, NOW the Phillies' magic number is FOUR.
No photo. No Nails. Damn the mathematics. Damn Brad Lidge. Damn the whole state of Florida and their precious Marlins. And double damn my restraint in profanity, motherlovers!!!
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"Harold and Maude" was good, but it was never my... →
I’m glad the other films he did during his brief 70’s renaissance are getting some justice.
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And the Phillies' magic number is now...
…FOUR-going actual information for asshole beefcake.
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“Both brands are known to have been among the commune’s supplies: Film...”
– http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drinking_the_Kool-Aid
Wikipedia’s entry on “Drinking the Kool-Aid”.
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Every TV show should have a good tractor mauling...
Especially when the guy from “The Nanny” is on hand.
MAD MEN FOR THE WIN, MUTHAFUCKAS!!!
Since when did Sarah Silverman become a member of...
OMG Is that John Hodgman doing the Emmy...
YEESSSSS!!!
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And the Phillies' magic number is now...
…an automatic bid for the “MMM Hall of Fame!!!”
Things are so bad, the Eagles might want to bring...
The face of Tony Danza + the legs of Mike Vanderjagt + the sanitation expertise of Art Carney = GENIUS.
No matter that the kid's grandpappy founded the... →
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!!!
Obviously, whoever paints the lines at the Linc wasn’t.
Hooray for our last resort!!! KOLB FOR VICE PRESIDENT!!!
OH NOES!!! I didn't post all day!!!
Are they going to take away my tumblration?!!!
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And the Phillies' magic number is now...
…not even pretending this is from tonight’s game. PINEAPPLE EXPRESS!!!
A short apology to all one of my followers.
When I posted last night’s “And the Phillies’ magic number is now…” segment, the Atlanta Braves had not yet overtaken the Florida Fucking Marlins for second place in the NL East. Instead of legendary ostrich farmer Von Hayes, it should have been this decade’s Danny Ozark: Larry Bowa.
Needless to say, he’s pissed:
See you in twenty minutes, maybe with...
Good news! I can continue to not go to the... →
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And the Phillies' magic number is now...
“I HAVE THE STRENGTH OF FIVE PHILLIES!!!”
