December 2009
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17 and pregnant??? Who Knew??? ME!!!!!!!!!!
bathroomwindow:
I can’t wait to tell my baby girl (CROSS YOUR FINGERS!!!!!!!!) that i found out about her being born while i was doing my statistics homework!!! life is funny sometimes!!!! thank god my savior Jesus Christ is here to help me out one step at a time!!!!!!!!
baby bump, here i cum!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(get it..CUM!! like ejaculation because that’s what got me pregnant!!)
Congratulations...
Those 7-Up commercials expect us to believe that...
inothernews:
I’m drinking Sprite.
If 7-Up takes you to a fantasy world where Brad Garrett gets chased down a Paris highway Princess Di style, I would probably drink more of it.
next year's movies
twominuteshate:
http://www.totalfilm.com/features/the-49-films-that-will-define-2010
hells yes.
going to start roids just so i can fit in when i watch The Expendables.
A few notes:
Dennis Quaid looks more like Michael Dukakis than George W. Bush
I saw that photo of John Carpenter and immediately thought: “SULLY!!!”
They have “Predators” down, but not...
Reblog with the first thing you notice about the...
cijimcb:
gilmoure:
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madeleineclaire:
al-coholic:
sinkthatship:
jacobpaulbby:
ember16:
Mine is Eyes
Eyes + Hair + Smile
Lips/smile+ Eyes
teeth
weight.. ngl
teeth, personality, hands
Smile, eyes.
Hands.
Face
AIM Captaintootall; last.fm k-troll; you know how...
“I wanted a perfect ending. Now I’ve learned, the hard way, that some poems don’t...”
– Gilda Radner (via anditslove) (via soupsoup) (via rachellehruska) (via inothernews)
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MY Guide to Holiday Romance: PLEEEAAAAASSSSEEEE...
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nerdgasms:
josees:
Lou Monte-Dominic the...
November 2009
My nightly repost of my deets: C'mon, you know... →
“Sometimes you’ve got to let everything go - purge yourself. If you are unhappy...”
– Tina Turner (via kari-shma) (via quote-book) (via emilyisabell)
how tall is everyone?
pertoleum:
xdangerdanger:
terrachu:
serpentsbeneaththeirhoods:
lovelyremedy:
vegetarianzombie:
brickbyboriingbrick:
thedaytimeblues:
cause im like 5’9
5’1 or 5’0
4’11 :c
5’4 :]
5’ 1/2
5’3
5’2
5’11 i think.
6’4”. I WIN.
Since so many of you have joined within the past...
nerdgasms:
k-troll:
thetalkinghead:
k-troll:
neswasfunohbtwthisisphil
notthatkindagay (!)
thedmoshow
thetalkinghead (I’m a tumblr, born under punches…)
insomniacmeg
tlbb (!!)
nerdgasms
Chase Utley
I don’t get it, but I like it.
It’s a lyric from “Born Under Punches (The Beat Goes On)”, the first track off Talking Heads’ 1980 album “Remain In Light”. And I put down “Chase Utley”...
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Clay Aiken and Gael Garcia Bernal are the same...
rosasparks:
minisparks shares her birthday with ROBERT GUILLAUME, otherwise known as Benson AND Stacey Q. Now THAT is awesome.
(via DListed)
Billy Idol (54)
AAAND….
Chanel Iman (20) Kaley Cuoco (24) Omahyra Mota (25) Elisha Cuthbert (27) Clay Aiken (31) Gael Garcia Bernal (31) Mindy McCready (34) Amy Ryan (40) Des’ree (41) Ben Stiller (44) Bo Jackson (47) Lorraine Kelly (50) ...
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Oh Abe, you vain vain fool,
inothernews:
lickystickypickyme:
NatGeo just informs me that Lincoln grew his iconic beard, because of a letter he received from a female fan. You sir, crafted your image very carefully.
Also noteworthy: the stovepipe hat was a special request from a chimneysweep.
And Lincoln’s boa feather and doo-rag were inspired by Jesse “The Body” Ventura.
Christians should worry about putting the "Christ"...
bmckinney:
(via sarahmc)
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Since so many of you have joined within the past...
thetalkinghead:
k-troll:
neswasfunohbtwthisisphil
notthatkindagay (!)
thedmoshow
thetalkinghead (I’m a tumblr, born under punches…)
insomniacmeg
tlbb (!!)
nerdgasms
Chase Utley
I don’t get it, but I like it.
It’s a lyric from “Born Under Punches (The Beat Goes On)”, the first track off Talking Heads’ 1980 album “Remain In Light”. And I put down...
I just realised there are hardly any Soviets in my...
zombienumbersix:
Y’all got any recommendations for Russian composers that aren’t awful and aren’t Tschaikovsky?
ETA: ARTEMYEV!
You don’t like Prokofiev? Or Shostakovich? Or any of the other East European composers like Fucik and Katchturian? Yes, I’m going for the guys with the funny names who did the music you hear in cartoons and movies all the time. Including Grofe, Holst,...
Reblog if you're forced to keep your Tumblr a...
justinleon:
k-troll:
bumblevision:
skybarn:
(via topherchris)
What Tumblr? I have no idea what you’re talking about. Skybarn has nothing to do with my last name. Don’t look at me!
Hellz yeah. I mean, they know I use Tumblr. I just tell them I don’t want to burden them with my off-topic rants and raves. I feed them a slow drip of personal information on Facebook, and that seems to keep...
Its about to be winter...
michaelnothing:
I don’t want to be casually dating boys, I want one to snuggle.
SECONDED.
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“Edgar Martinez, for whom the AL Designated Hitter Award is now named, won...”
– Baseball Hall of Fame - News - 2010 BBWAA Ballot Announcement (via camanda)
My votes go for Kevin Appier, Mike Jackson, David Segui and Todd Zeile.
Do I want RCN, Verizon Fios or Time Warner as my...
mercurypdx:
skybarn:
frangry:
I need help here people….
I don’t know about the others, but Verizon Fios are bait-switching, lying, dirtbag motherfuckers whose own mothers wouldn’t fuck them.
From what I’ve read at Consumerist, Verizon takes a “Bull in a china shop” approach to installing Fios at your house, and has also been reported to have caused fires on two separate occasions.
...
whenever random naked photos of sportsmen pop up...
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OMG U GAYS
bjcg:
One of the Great Danes that Lady Gaga used in her music videos died. :[
I learned this from searching for Sims 2 music videos on YouTube.
I SHOULD REALLY GO TO CLASS NOW AND NEVER GO ONLINE AGAIN.
Never Forget
The Five Stages of Gaga
saafz:
Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Let Gaga Be Great
1. Denial- This isn’t happening. She’s not real. “Just Dance” has to be a forgery. She has to be sampling. Oh, I know, this is a cover. No? It’s all her? She writes her own songs? Plays the piano? Actually sings? I refuse to believe this. Believing this would mean believing some girl in her early twenties isn’t your run-of-the-mill...
